Table of Contents for

Understanding Compression

From CLM

To JAM and MLM: I swear to Zuul, that if you don’t eat your broccoli right now, I’m going to write a book. And in the dedication of that book, I’m going to call you out as being afraid of a piece of foliage that humans have been eating for thousands of generations. Then, 20 years from now, when you have kids of your own, I’m going to pull that book out, and show you what I wrote, and laugh in your face, because you’ll know how crazy you’re making me right now. #parenting

To KMKM: How about another decade, just for good measure?

From AH

To AHS and GHS: I hoped you’d learn to cook. Instead, you proved that humankind can survive on fresh apples and stale supermarket sushi.